Enlightenment.

howthehoolychillz:

JOHN MOTHER FUCKING STEWART.

sheepcat-squidgy:

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callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

aduhm:

Beyonce puts her 1 year old daughter who can not speak yet on her album but not her sister with a struggling music career

toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

android18:

miranda cosgrove stands uncomfortably against a wall while two angry lesbians have an argument

android18:

miranda cosgrove stands uncomfortably against a wall while two angry lesbians have an argument

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

apsies:

cosbyykidd:

imsoshive:

It’s not fair for him to even be on the show. Who’s gonna beat him? Seriously?

Yeah he’s gonna win.

I can’t get enough of this.

tilly-needs-troyeboy:

andreanecrolustt:

downwithdumbledore:

How can people think that gay couples shouldn’t be allowed children. I don’t know about you , but this is the happiest family I’ve ever seen.

Beautiful

the are so adorable excuse me while I cry 

maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

image

baby: m....m...m
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m...m...
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT